So I went out on this fuckin hot date. I mean the dude was steppin off of Playgirl. Yum. So I was puttin on my best “I am gettin me some hot nasty sex” clothes. O sorry some of u may not know what that means. It means the really sexy black lacey bras and matchin thong panties. Short black leather skirt and red silk button up top. I mean I was smoking hot. So we go out an I am practically drooling all over him. YUM. We start talking all dirty an kinky over dinner. I am thinkin O’ya he is so getting fucked after dinner. He is telling Me how his dick is 10 long. Sweet! I am makin a puddle on the floor. So we head off to my place. His pants r hittin the elevator floor cuz I am just that naughty of a girl. Well Stop the fucking bus!!!! Put the E brake on! What do I cum face to face with. Well I can tell u what it ain’t! A 10 inch dick! HELL NO! Apparently he is the only fucker in the entire universe to use the METRIC system to measure his fucking dick. 10 Centimeters which equates to o 4 inches of pure unfuckability! Yup looks r deceiving Playgirl on the outside ~ Comedy Central on the inside. I couldn’t even hold back the laughter. I just looked at his innocent face. I mean dickless dudes call Me up for some humiliation phone sex all day long. I tell them how they ain’t gettin my pussy. Please 10! What bold face deceit! 10! what a laugh! That thing an My pussy NEVER going to happen!
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