OMG our waitress last night had the biggest rack I’ve ever seen in person. She must have some older dude like I do, because she couldn’t pay for those things waiting tables. Then she walks away and my Old Man is like, she used to be a porn star. And I’m like WTF? You watch porn? When you’ve got ME??? I am like the cutest little teen that has ever been near your dick and you watch porn???
And my Old Man was like, no listen, she didn’t used to have the tits. She probably paid for the tits with porn, and is just doing this until they settle in or whatever fake tits do, and then she’ll go back to work. If I was a porn star recovering from a boob job, I’d be working as a phone sex girl like me. Not waiting tables like that, but then again, I love my job, phone sex role-play is the next best thing to real sex!
And I’m like, dude you’re not answering me! If you’re going to watch porn, save it to watch WITH ME!!! Then I reminded him how much I like girls with big tits, like in my two girl phone sex calls, and mutual masturbation. And he was like, oh, I thought you were pissed about the porn.
So all the while I’m looking at our big tit waitress like something’s up, but she didn’t bite. That’s too bad, since I know from my two girl phone sex calls that all guys love having two women working their pole. And I love giving my Old Man whatever he wants, even if it’s two women or more!
But we settled in after dinner for movie night at his place. PORN MOVIE, that is!! And guess what? This hot young voice teen played out whatever was happening on TV with her old man! I bet you wish it was your cock my pretty little head was bobbing up and down on! LOLOLOL Want to know what we watched? You gotta call me, dude!
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