I’m totally starting a facebook group that called SPIT IS NOT LUBE YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. Look, if you’re going to fuck this cute little phone sex coed in the ass it’s cool, I just need 24 hours notice and a gallon of lube. Srsly, no amount of lube is too much, and I promise you will appreciate it.
The 24 hours is so I can fast long enough so there are no surprises during the all important buttsex act. I know you enema fetish boys were hoping I touched on that, seriously dude if you want me to feed your bathroom fetishes you should be dialing my digits not reading my blog!  I only cum when my Old Man fucks me in the ass, so I should’ve known better when I dropped my cute little panties on the floor for my study buddy. Every time I give some guy my age the benefit of the doubt , I get disappointed, but dude, your lack of preparation is showing in the fact that YOU’RE HAVING TROUBLE PUTTING YOUR DICK IN ME. OMG. Once again we prove that older men rule. Yes I have an older man fetish!
An older guy will slather his cock in lube, put plenty of it in the orifice in question and then GO SLOW. OMG boys don’t even know what the word slow means. And then, when you know you’re in the capable hands of a man with years of experience, you know you’re on the way to heaven. With my study buddy, I knew I was on the way back to square one. Why is the life of a cute little 18teen phone sex girl so rough?
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