Did you know that if masturbate on the phone with a customer service rep they tend to resolve your situation more quickly? Just a little advice from your favorite Phone Sex Mommy. Nothing can be more irritating than being on hold for close to an hour, while they bounce you from operator to operator, determined to wear you down so that you will accept their solution, and not yours.
Except for Kenny, who told me that my call was very important to him. But I was fed up with it and needed to blow off some steam. So I pulled out my pocket rocket, which I keep close by for emergencies. Kenny asked what the buzzing was.
I didn’t answer him, but I made it into one of my mutual masturbation calls, seeing if he would get into it. He stammered that my call may be recorded for customer service purposes. I reminded him that I hadn’t actually SAID or DID anything offensive… but he could hear my breathing. And after all, I was counting on him NOT being offended and bringing the call up for scrutiny.
Kenny started getting into it. I imagined him in his little cubicle, trying to touch himself, a true tease and denial scenario. But he started really getting hot when I quizzed him about what kind of underwear he liked… and whether he’d shop in the men’s or women’s sections. Ah yes, your alternative phone sex mommy knows her poppets better than they do, and sure enough, Kenny was a true panty boy, enjoying the feel of soft silk against his cock.
I groaned that he couldn’t help me. He begged to let him try. I moaned that it was impossible. He said he’d get on his knees to keep me as a customer.
Then I told him to DO IT before I had to “go.â€
He came back just in time, the dear boy. And I got a credit to my account, too.
Just proves you get more flies with honey, than you do with vinegar.
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