I now know what it’s like to be a guy. I have been through the most humiliating experience in my life. You guys that like or the humiliation and the bratty phone sex tease that only a cute teen phone sex girl like me can provide are in for it now. Because if you want what I went through then dude, I’m gonna give it to you, if only to pay it forward!
My mom walked in while I was masturbating. Holy jeebus dude! My mutual masturbation calls are full of my flicking my bean for you guys but geez louise, I had a dildo halfway deep when she walked in!
You want to know the worst part? IT WAS MY BIGGEST ONE.
OMG.
OMGOMG. Now she thinks that I’m a size queen like her.  She’s going to want to walk on the beach with me and talk about douching and big dick and shit. I don’t wanna do that, dude!!
We have nothing in common so I know she’s going to want to bond over this, because she is SO a crotchwatcher. She looks at every guy’s dick except my dad’s, which is fine because that would be gross.
How do I look her in the eye, dude? I need some advice, like NOW. Plus, I need some kinky phone sex, because she totally ruined my orgasm and now I’m like minus 1 in the standings. Call me dude!!!!
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