Today was elbow and knee sex. You’ve had elbow and knee sex, I’m sure. That’s when no matter how you try to fuck, you get tangled and awkward and have to keep adjusting yourself before any real pleasure can be had.
But better for this poppet to have it with me than some unlucky girl in the outside world. I am the ultimate phone sex MILF and I have made it my job (more of a calling actually) to give young men back their balls that society has taken away from them. You guys get the MILF phone sex, and my boys, or as I like to call them, my poppets, get the real MILF deal. As much sex as they can handle, on MY schedule, done the way I teach them so that when they’re seducing some lucky lady out there in the real word they WONT HAVE ELBOW AND KNEE SEX LIKE I JUST HAD. Who knew turning wusses into men was so awkward. Jeez.
One bathrobe and a mai tai later and I’ll go back in there, but for now I’m venting my frustration with you, dear reader. The poppet is snoozing, so I’ve got time for some fetish phone sex, the kind of taboo phone sex that you only dream about. You know the stuff you’re scared to talk about to your real partners? You can tell me. I do it all.
And you’d better do it quick because the alternative phone sex mommy needs to get her nut before going back in there. Call me, sweetie.
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