Strip Club time! I haven’t been in ages, and I can’t wait to get grinded on by the big boobie women. I need big boobies in my face like whoa, dude.
It’s my Old Man’s birthday, and we’re going to turn on the taboo phone sex calls for the drive out of town so he can hear me get nasty, then hit the club, get laps full of pussy and faces full of boobs, and then go to the motel and fuck like wild flaming badgers.
I have the whole thing planned out, dude! This porno chick is going to be there, and I’m going to tell her that I do cheap phone sex, buy a dvd and a picture maybe AND THEN OMG PUT MY FUCKING FACE IN HER BOOBS.
I will try in vain to get her to come back to the room with us, but we probably couldn’t afford her. I get I could snag my cuddly wuddly Old Man a cocktail waitress for him to cock, though.
If you don’t hear form me in two days, send bail money! W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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