They sex is like pizza, and even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good, right? WRONG. Much of the time I have stared up at my ceiling wondering if I could get a ceiling fan installed up there, while some poor shlub grunts and groans and wiggles inside me. Those are the days you wish you hadn’t taken the night off from young voice phone sex, because THEN you probably would’ve gotten off, being in charge of your own orgasm and shit.
Bad sex is actually pretty bad. You think to yourself, man I could’ve been reading a book or some shit. Instead I’m picking out presidents’ faces in the spackle. Oh well, I’m back in for some barley legal phone sex and I am revved up and raring to go. If taboo phone sex is your mission then I am your destination! Call me!
Yahoo & AIM: crystal18teen
I’m the best when it comes to BARELY LEGAL PHONE SEX calls!