There’s really nothing I can do other than laugh when I see that thing you call a dick. It’s hilarious that you think you could please a princess like me with it. Honestly, the only way you could please me at all is to call me and pay me money for a small penis humiliation phone sex session. Yup, that’s right – the only way I will even consider giving you a moment of my time is if you pay me for it. You wouldn’t expect me to talk to you for free, right? Nope. I’m way too special for something like that. You could maybe get some skank girl to talk to you for free, but you’re not going to find that here. Me and all my friends are too perfect to entertain a loser like you.
So, tell me…just exactly how small is that little dick? Probably not much bigger than a double A battery. You’re in for a life of laughter and I don’t mean that in a good way. Every woman you encounter is going to laugh at you if she sees you naked. You might as well give it up and just accept the fact that the only interaction with a woman you’ll have is when you pay a Princess like me for small penis humiliation phone sex.
Oh, and one other thing. When you call me, you’re not allowed to start stroking (LOL – as if you could actually stroke something that small) your cock until I say you can. If I hear you doing it without me telling you that you can – well, you don’t even want to know what will happen. I’m not nice when I’m mad. Especially not to a loser with a little dick like you.
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