You read that right. I know there are those of you out there who love ignore fetish phone sex. You already know without having to be told that you’re useless. There’s nothing in the world that talking to you would do for me, even though you’re paying. Your conversation wouldn’t interest me. You for sure wouldn’t be able to get me off no matter how hard you try. There have been some really pathetic attempts by callers in the past to give me an orgasm, but yeah…just didn’t happen. I assume that if you’ve read this far, you know that you also wouldn’t be able to please me in anyway – sexually or otherwise. There is only one thing you could ever do to make me happy and that’s call me and just sit on mute while I ignore you and keep on doing whatever I was doing before you called.
Don’t worry – I’ll talk to you for a second before I put you on mute. I want you to hear how cute my voice is so that you’ll know exactly what you’re missing. What will I do while you’re being ignored? I don’t know, it just depends. Maybe I’ll watch some TV while I paint my nails. Maybe I’ll just go take a shower and leave the phone on my bed. I might even go outside and go for a run, depending on how long you book a call for. You really just never know. And you have to just go ahead and admit it to yourself. This sounds very intriguing to you, doesn’t it? I’m ready, willing, and very able to ignore you for any amount of time. So just go ahead and bite the bullet and do it. Call me for ignore fetish phone sex at 1 888 662 6482 – I’m Harlow.