I have a story about a guy the other day. I got an IM from a guy who said that he had incriminating pictures of his next door neighbor and that his next door neighbor would call and had to do everything I told him to do or the pictures would be published. Mmmm might I say fun fun fun!! I got a call from him about 30 min later and It was a fraekin’ blast!! I made him go outside in his front yard and stick rocks up his ass, and take pictures of it, haha what an idiot. Later in the call I found out that these pictures that were “SO INCRIMINATING” were pictures of his dick, because he has a small dick. Oh man, I don’t even have patience for a sliver dick let alone time. I started laughing at him and calling him names, I told him his dick was so small he should be a bitch and not even considered a man…..haha who does he think he is anyway, calling me and wasting my time with a guy who is so small in size it wouldn’t be able to please a fish…what an idiot. If a guy calls to talk to me he has to have atleast 9 inches or I will be forced to laugh at his Tiny, non existant dick.
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