Hey, boys! If there’s one thing some of you may have noticed during our cheap phone sex calls, it’s that I absolutely love to laugh. Laughing in general, of course, but I also love it when I’m given the chance to laugh at something a bit more specific…like, for instance, your tiny cock! This is why I have so much fun with SPH phone sex.
Honestly, guys, you can’t blame me for cracking up, sometimes. There’s just nothing funnier than a man who’s quick to drop his pants, puff his chest out like he’s something special, and proudly display his pathetic three-inch cock! Guys like that *deserve* a little humiliation in their lives; they’re practically asking for it!
And, really, I know damn well that some of you guys get off on having hot girls like me teasing you about your teeny-tiny cocks! It makes you so hard, knowing that all of my attention is focused on your little dick. Deep down, you know you’re not man enough to satisfy me–I’m a goddess, and you’re a chump, after all–but you can’t help begging for a shot. You’re not even worth being turned into my bitch, though–even my strap on is too good for you!
You silly men…you’re SO funny. So, why don’t you call me up at 1-888-662-6482, and give me something small to laugh at? Small penis humiliation phone sex can lead to a good time for both of us!
Talk to you soon!
Rory