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Live Phone Sex

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I find it amusing when I answer the phone and the voice on the other end is shocked that I answered. This is live phone sex after all! Just because it’s cheap phone sex doesn’t mean it’s recorded! After he got his nerve back he told me he was looking for a phone sex mommy, but he wasn’t into being an ab/dl he was more into family play phone sex than anything. He need milf phone sex to act out his secret mommy roleplay phone sex fantasy. I had a great time with B, and he enjoyed our  one on one live phone sex session. Now I look forward to yours! Ask for Marla

MILF Phone Sex

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I went to pick up a fellow MILF for movie night, and she was leaving the kids with the babysitter.  I waved hi to the kid, but I wanted to scream to her, honey you’re doing that ALL WRONG. 

LOL  See, when I was a babysitter it was a chance for some action till the parents got home.  AND you get paid!  Paid and laid!  You can’t beat that.  And my babysitter phone sex fetish boys know what I’m talking about.  I’m all about doing my homework while babysitting you.  But you can be sure that it’ll be biology.  Or health. 

Or fuck it; you can help me with my sex ed class.  Just show me yours and I’ll show you mine.

And then I’ll show you what to do with both of them.  LOL

But we gotta move fast, your folks will be back soon, so we gotta make the most of our time.  Isn’t babysitter sex more thrilling when there’s a chance you might get caught?  I think so.

So let me set my books down and look over the notes your folks left me.  Ok.  I think we can get you into bed a LOT sooner than that… LOL

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Cuckold Phone Sex

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Fuck me running.  The other day, I had to get up at the asscrack of dawn to go down to the courthouse and prove that I paid my car registration and inspection.  I mean, if you’re going to pull me over, do it for something I can brag about later, please?  Instead of having a great story, I have to go down for fucking paperwork day, when everyone else in the same fucking boat is there, and they dismiss everything because we’ve all got proof that we took care of everything. 

So to keep myself amused while I’m waiting to get taken care of, I imagine all the suited people in the courthouse are secretly wearing the cutest panties, around the tiniest fucking dicks you can imagine.

It makes me smile.  Small dick fetishism and panty boys don’t really excite, me but I do love laughing at them.  You know how they say if you’re in front of a group of people you should imagine them naked so you won’t be nervous?  Well, if I do that, then I’m going to get horny and I won’t be able to do anything about it until I get home, unless I find some filthy fucker who wants to throw down in the courthouse restroom. 

But yeah, I’m usually smiling by the time they call me up there, since the little dicked boys who run everything are doing their best to help me.  LOL  I want to say, “Do I look superior?  I am.  Because you’ve got a little dick.  And little dick is pretty much useless.  But I will sign where you tell me to sign, and smile while I do it, because I know that there’s no way you could satisfy me.”  And if I start laughing, you shouldn’t take it personally, but your dick should be really insulted!

And if you’ve strapped that teeny peen in with a cute little chick’s g-string, then that just about makes up for me having to get up early and leave behind a real man in my bed.

Man, I am in the mood for some serious little dick humiliation.  Call me, fuckers.  Let’s get this shit started.

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18Teen Phone Sex

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This is for “Big Bill!”  Big Bill says I use exclamation points too much!  He says it denotes a lack of intelligence!  He actually paid me money to tell me this!!  I answered the phone ready for some hot anything goes phone sex, and got a grammar lesson from Big Bill instead!

Well, Big Bill, I have some information for you!  I am a young voice girl, of the cute teen variety!   I prefer penetration to punctuation!!!  And if you don’t like my exclamation points then you won’t like how loud I am when I fuck you, because I am loud when I am truly enjoying myself OH WAIT ILL NEVER FUCK YOU WILL I BIG BILL YOU LOSER!!!!!

The only thing you get from me is tease and denial!! And if that makes me a bitch then so be it!!!  I have lots of nice cheap phone sex callers!  They are very nice, and drop loads when I talk to them during our mutual masturbation phone sex calls!  Some of them call back, and I know they’re smarter than you because they actually shot jizz and got their money’s worth, when you called me to bitch about my blog!!!  

I think Big Bill is actually a teeny dicked loser!!  I have some small cock fetishists who call me, but I’ve never had a punctuation fetishists call me!  And if you’ve got a punctuation feitsh Big Bill, then you win for having the lamest fetish in the world ever!!  Because now there’s a fetish for everything!  And you picked a lame one!!!

But thanks to Big Bill, I am in the mood for some serious teasing!  And big time denial!  Call me and I will talk about your little dick!!  I am in just the mood for it!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!11!1!1!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MILF Phone Sex

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What to do when a potential poppet has a steady girlfriend?  Well, normally that makes them off limits.  I’m only evil in my sensual domination calls, sweetie… not in real life.  Unless you cross me.  LOL

But yes, I had some overtures from a young man in the neighborhood, which I thought strange because everyone knows he’s dating someone.  So something didn’t jibe, yet everything seemed above board.  That is to say, he didn’t seem like he was up to something illicit.  At the time, I left him with a non-committal answer.

But I’m not one to sit around when there’s mischief to be done, so I thought I would confront the girl.  Well confront is a strong word.  I would go to her and let her know what happened.  Looking back on my sexual escapades I have cheated on, been cheated on, and been the person that someone cheated with.  It’s the law of averages, and poppet, your phone sex auntie has had a LOT of sex.

Imagine my surprise when she started nodding her head.  They both would like some better sex advice without going to a book or risking a virus on the internet.  There’s not a lot new under the sun for me sexually speaking, but I’ve never lent my experience to a couple.

So I said yes.

They weren’t swingers by any means so I had a long talk with her about the things that might happen and the things that would definitely happen.  She really listened, just like you poppets when I do our phone sex instruction calls.  I was impressed.

So now to get them naked.  LOL   I decided on a little happy hour at my place in the guest bedroom, where I fuck all my guests.  I sat in my cuckold chair and let them have a round to themselves, taking mental notes.  Then during the time between erections we chatted and laughed, and if anything, they learned that they enjoy exhibitionism.  We talked positions and pacing, and I took on a more hands on approach.

I remained fully clothed.  I do that a lot during masturbation instruction or role play fetish sex because it’s symbolic of being in charge when they’re naked and you’re not.  I also wasn’t going to climb into bed with them their first time out.

 Although I did some mutual masturbation with both of them, and guided him inside her a few times.  This first time was all about learning about their bodies, and we all had a great time. 

I bid them goodbye and went on to bed, tired from the activity.  But remembering it all has done too things.  It’s made me look forward to the next time, and gotten my a tad horny.

Now would be a good time to call, poppet.  LOL

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Cuckold Phone Sex

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Everybody’s friends in a Jacuzzi.  How do I know this?  The magic of a hot tub and its effect on strangers has been well documented in the pages of Penthouse and on sex blogs everywhere.

Take last night.  I finally get across the state line to see this HOT HOT Asian stripper that cocktails part time at my bar.  MY BFF BBC and I had a one-nighter with her that went smashingly well.  She gave us free passes to offset the drive.  We finally made the trip.

Oh, hell yeah.  It was awesome.  All the girls were hot, and even the girls that weren’t model types were definitely nasty.  I had my shirt pulled up more than once at the tip rail.  I didn’t care; I treated it like one of my 2 girl phone sex calls to tease all the boys with.  I got my nipples sucked in VIP and the big black cock that owns me got seriously teased when he was in there.

The best part was when my guy and I faced each other in separate chairs and paid our friend for two table dances one after the other.  We figured the other person would enjoy the view while the other person was getting the dance.  That’s how it started, but then she just started working on both of us at once! Stretching her legs out across the distance, using the other person to lean on.  She was a fucking pro.  And then we paid for two more when another stripper joined us.  I felt so sorry for the girl on stage because no one was looking at her for her entire set!  We tipped her after it was all done, so it was all good.  She sat with us, and we joked and laughed and drank. 

Tokyo Rose must’ve explained what was up because when the bouncers weren’t looking I was getting felt up under the table and seriously could not tell who was doing what to whom.  Then she explains that we should all take this somewhere else when they were off the clock.  Oh hell yeah, baby.

My boyfriend with the big black dick got us a room but I didn’t know it was a Jacuzzi room!  A nearby hotel had it advertised on the sign, so by the time the chicks got there, wearing sweatpants but not for long (LOL), the water was going great. 

We spent the night in a tangle of arms and tongues and pussy and cock.  If those chicks weren’t size queens to start off with, they were when we got finished with them!  LOL We ended up paying for two nights because we slept through check out.  But we all got each other’s phone numbers and promised to keep in touch.  I called in sick the next day so I could recover. 

Group sex for the win, baby!  Call me and I’ll tell you the gory details! 

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GFE Phone Sex

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I’m the girl that will suck your cock whenever and whereever. I’m the one that will let you explore those kinky phone sex fantasies with you. I let you be a man and be in control. You know you wanna fuck me and I will let you fuck me however you want. Want to fuck this tight little ass? Every man has an anal phone sex craving, and sweetie I love a hard dick shoved deep inside my ass! I never say no to that! Maybe you would  like me to do a bit of roleplay phone sex while I am being your naughty phone sex girlfriend. Best part is there are no strings attached ,baby, nothing but a good time!Just call and Ask for Carmen 1-888-662-6482

MILF Phonesex

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Hello Honey, it’s me, your taboo phonesex MILF Diane and I’m very ready to play with all of you naughty boys. Mommy loves young cock! Big or small, I know exactly what to do with either Honey and let me tell you its so hot and taboo I cannot even say it here.

So you’ll just have to call this phonesex Mommy, won’t you naughty boy? I know you’re already hard and I know you’re about to touch yourself thinking of me in my satin panties and dark thigh high stockings! Let me help you Honey…I know just what you need…taboo phonesex with an experienced older woman!

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Mature Phone Sex

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I used to enjoy picking up men in bookstores.  It wasn’t perfect, but generally speaking it shows a little intelligence to be in a bookstore in the first place.  Shopping, not drinking coffee.  LOL

Am I not the ultimate phone sex teacher?  Isn’t it obvious that I would want a man who can stimulate my mind as well as my body?  Of course.

So then we look at what section of the bookstore he’s in.  This can be a nice clue for icebreakers into conversation, if it’s Art, Puzzles, or Gardening.

Science-Fiction?  Eh.  That’s a tossup.  Take careful note of weight and hygiene.  I’m sorry, it’s true.

Automotive and Sports?  Too easy.  Well, I should say, too commonplace.  I’m the alternative phone sex mommy that’s “Too Easy.”  That’s entirely my department.  LOL

But stay away from the Self-help section.  I swear to god, you are not putting anything inside me if I see you in the Self-Psychobabble section of the bookstore.

But if it’s actually the Sexuality section you’re looking at… well, that shows some promise.  And a desire to learn.  And that makes me wet, poppet.  And then, maybe some coffee.  And then something sweet.

Like me.

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Cuckhold Phone Sex

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I turned the tables on the pervy neighbor!  W00t!  I mean, I’ve had bigger shows from him, seeing his teeny peen unzipped, him watching my big black dick boyfriend fuck me, stuff like that.  But his big thing is voyeurism.  And I finally got back at him.

Don’t get me wrong, I love teasing the poor guy.  But I finally heard them fucking, and peeked around outside to find their window.  Turns out, it was only the early grunting and groaning, and I got to the window in time to see them getting the clothes off each other. 

I hadn’t spied on someone since college!  I’m not a voyeur, but I know some of you guys love watching me during our hot phone sex calls.  So I’m totally laughing at myself, scrunched down under their window.

They get mostly naked, and I see the familiar little dick loser that I’ve seen before, then they run into the bedroom.  They don’t close the door and the bedroom window was blocked, so I had to stay where I was, but something was wrong.  Little Dick came back out into the living room to play with himself. 

He got his woman all hot and heavy, and then had to run back out to get his dick hard.  OMG can you imagine the humiliation?  I can’t, because all cock around me is hard cock.  He was concentrating SO HARD, it was pitiful.  I know men sometimes have problems in bed, and that sucks and all, but I’m used to laughing at this little dick little perv.

So I did what any Cuckold Queen would do!  I tapped on the window and scared him to death.  I pointed and laughed at him and made the jerk off motion with my hand.  Then I lifted up my shirt and played with my tits a little.

That did it!  That little cock got as hard as it was going to get.  I’m sure he went back into his bedroom all triumphant holding his dick like a weapon.  But he did smile a thank you at me.  I left after that, because I like horror movies and shit, but that’s something I don’t want to see.

Need me to laugh at YOUR teeny peen?  Call me!

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18Teen Phone Sex

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I engaged in my favorite activity today!  Well, second favorite.  Panty shopping!  You can never have too many panties, no matter what my mom says!  She’s just made because no one helps her do the laundry.  I would love to have so much underwear that I could wear a different pair every day of the year.  As it is, I can probably make it a month, LOL!  But that’s plenty right? I bet it makes some of you phone sex panty boys jealous!

Because when you whisk me away from this life of parental servitude, that’s all I’m going to wear, right dude?  Baby, I am all over that!  Your panty fetish is my command!  And if you want, you can invite all your dude friends over to see me prance around in a tiny thong for a little exhibitionism.  I mean you know they won’t believe that you got a cute little 18teen phone sex queen like me at your beck and call until they see it right? 

But make no mistake dude, only you gets what’s IN my panties, right?  LOLOLOLOL They can look but they can’t touch!  I will happily bounce around our home, and on your lap, and on your cock wearing nothing but your favorite panties out of my collection.  I have totally perfected the art of panty fucking, and have mastered the whole pull the panties to the side thing.  Dude, they could totally watch us fuck if you want!

And if they want a souvenir, I’ll throw them my panties afterwards! After all, I got more where that came from, right?  HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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Panty Boy Phone Sex

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Once I learned about panty boys, this dedicated crotchwatcher and mature phone sex mistress had more to think about than just the bulge under there.

If men can look, so can women, dear poppet.  I am definitely checking out your package when I look at you.  But now that I’m a panty boy trainer, I now wonder what kind of underwear is going on under there, too.

I read something somewhere about wearing really exciting underwear underneath any conservative clothing.  I agree with this 100%, and for my pantyboys, those girls in training, the wussy wannabes, this means pretty, frilly panties girding their loins instead of the standard fare.

This is your Phone Sex Mommy Guide to Men’s Underwear: 

Briefs?  Boring. 

Boxers?  Your Mom dressed you today. 

Boxer Briefs?  You are Sex on Legs. 

Commando?  Hi, my name is Bianca and I don’t wear any underwear either.  LOL

But that refers to MEN.  Pantyboys are something different.  They need fresh cottony panties around their cock to get through the day.  It makes them feel complete and when they don’t it’s like a part of them is missing.  When they come over to Mommy Bianca’s house for training, they wear nothing but the best panties this Phone Sex Teacher can provide.  We practice standing, and walking.  To show off the important bits, of course.

And if you’d like the advanced class, we introduce high heels.  Curious?  No one will know but your hairdresser—er, your Mommy Bianca.  LOL  So give me a call boys.  I just finished laundry and they’re all nice and warm…

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