Blasphemous Phone Sex with Shiva

Its Sunday which means you probably spent part of it with your ass planted in some wooden pew lip syncing along to some scripture of the day. Well I am here to remind you that your true Sunday sermon is waiting. The divine Goddess Shiva will be over seeing this blasphemous phone sex church today.

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There will be no faux humming along.

No pretending praise Jesus bull shit in my blasphemous church sermon.

NO! None of that for you will have to take an active participation in all things.

I expect you to shout to the rafters when I ask you to say “Fuck Jesus!” Your to look up and let him know you are not one of his sheep being herded along. You are a black sheep wishing to venture off into the woods and see what the wolf is up too.

You know that wolf is Satan and up to no good but come on you want some sinful delight in your life dont you? That is why your here on a precious Jesus loving Sunday. You were looking for someone like myself. The ultimate woman who wont put up with your bullshit. Will have you on your knees kissing the ground Satan lives underneath.

Yes today is a very good day to worship the Devil himself.

Time to fuck with all things holy.

If your shivering at the thought then perhaps I am not the one you wish to talk too on this holy day. For I have never found solace in the church and never shall. Those ready for some true blasphemous phone sex fun may call me at 1-888-662-6482 ask for Shiva, Goddess of all things dark and wonderful.

Bratty Phone Sex with Bree

If your looking for a bratty phone sex princess that will nod and agree with anything you say then dont call me cause I am not that sort of girl. I am straight up honest with what I say. Before you go but how is that a bad thing Bree?

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That means when you call me asking what I think of you wearing panties … Honest answer. Well once I get past laughing at your panty covered ass. Cause ya look like a twinkie.

When  ya wanna know what I think about the size of your dick. Say it with me… Honest answer! I dont think I am a size whore but I guess when your sporting 3 inches hard then ya that 8 inch cock looks gigantic. Course  to me that 8 inches is the minimum size of what I will ride.

So ya your humiliation phone sex calls will be me laughing at you and well just telling you what I think. Cause what the point of telling you things will get better. Nope they wont. You calling this hot bratty phone sex princess is as close as you will ever fucking get to someone as hot as me!

Seriously! I mean it.

So what you can do is grab your phone and slap your self in those pretty pink panties adjust your dickie so it looks like a clit and call me. After all I need a good laugh its how I stay in such good shape. Not really but I wish laughing at loser boys counted as exercise.

Dial 1-888-662-6482 ask for Bree.

Naughty Phone Sex Role Plays with Savannah

Today is one of those days where my mind is not focused on any one thing. Perhaps its the heat that is distracting me or the hot painters next door. Ok so its the painters, I came in to write up this blog cause I was beginning to feel like one of those MILF’s I see walking the block drooling away. Ok maybe not that bad but my future life did start flashing before my eyes. Which got me thinking perhaps today is the day for some naughty phone sex role plays.

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The idea your the painter that has come over to freshen up the walls in my bedroom and finds me walking out of the shower in nothing more than a towel. Perhaps that is a bit too porn star ish but I gotta say the idea of being shoved up against the wall and my body covered in paint while we fuck. Hmm hot!

Now I have no issue with taking control of things and making you be my bend over boyfriend for the day. Do love a good ass fucking phone sex role play. Bending you over and spreading those ass cheeks all while pumping my 9 inch strap on cock in that very tight ass. Hmm would it be your first time? Or would you be a strap on slut?

Well you get the idea right?

Its pretty much an anything goes sort of mood for me today. Lets create some hot, kinky, naughty phone sex role plays this evening. Perhaps you have some fantasy that has been getting you hard for awhile, I say give me a call and share it.

1-888-662-6482 is my number just ask for Savannah.

Naughty Phone Sex School Girl Dani

hiiii! its me dani your favorite naughty phone sex school girl! you know what any time i wear a plaid skirt i feel like an extra naughty schoolgirl. like i know i didnt go to a private school but it kind of makes me wish i did. you know what i mean? maybe its cause some of my friends did and they would tell me all sorts of crazy stories cause they went to really strict all girls schools and they had to make sure their skirts were like so long and sock so high.

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know what i was like stopping to type to point to my leg when i typed that out. funny huh!

but ya they were all it was the worst time. i think it would be fun cause i would be like super good in class. well i think i would be but to be in a skirt all the time and i am pretty sure that i would be flashing my panties to the male teachers. i know that is super bad but i would want them to keep me after school. isnt that like every female students fantasy to be kept after school by the hot male teacher?

ok well it was mine cause i like had some super hot teachers and if i was in an all girls school forced to wear school uniform and those skirts than i could be bad and roll my skirt up after class when i went in for detention. you know what i mean. like he has been around all these barely legal girls all day long bet he would have a few school girl fantasies too. who wouldnt want to bend one of the desk. i dont know but like i hear a bunch of those taboo fantasies where guys want to be seduced by the student an all so like i can see that happening you know what i mean? ok i am like rambling but it would be so much fun dont you think. anyways i really wanna be your naughty phone sex school girl and seduce you or get punished by you.

call me DANI at 1-888-662-6482 with your naughty phone sex school girl fantasies

Confession Phone Sex with Kassidy

Wanna know something? I really love confession phone sex calls.

There is something super hot about listening to a guy humm and haw about telling me some sexual encounter that happened to him. One that he hasnt told a single soul. Not even when he was super drunk on tequila. The one that when he thinks back to that most erotic encounter his cheeks blush and his dick starts to throb.

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You know the ones I am talking about dont you?

For you probably have a few of those extremely taboo encounters that even you cant believe you did. You probably jerk off to them every so often but wouldnt you like to share those deep dark secrets with someone. Not just anyone of course but that someone who understands and gets turned on by those naughty atonements.

Wait a minute here…..

Perhaps we could make this confession phone sex call have a bit of a blasphemous twist. I mean I do like taboo things we could have you confessing your secret sexual desires and fantasies to me in the confessional. With every dirty detail you can hear me through that thin wooden barrier becoming more and more excited. You may take a guess at what I am doing.

Oh wait would make more sense if you were the priest taking the confession wouldnt it. Well that could take on a bit of a different twist then. Umm hmm have to think about this cause I really do love when I hear your naughty secrets. Maybe this kinky religious fantasy needs a bit of tweaking.

Hopefully this gets your mind racing on the possibilities of what fun we can have together. You can reach me by calling 1-888-662-6482 just ask for Kassidy.

Pussy Worshiping Phone Sex with Porscha

Where are the men who like to worship pussy? Not talking about the men who say they like oral and want to lick a pussy just to get it wet before diving their dick into it. But the men who actually LOVE eating a woman out?

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Those are the men I am really seeking today for some good old fashion pussy worshiping phone sex fantasy. You know the type where you just assume the position of laying on your back and have me squat down over your face so that not a drop of my juice is wasted. I dont want any of it to soak the mattress but its all to gush into your mouth.

To soak your face.

Yes if truth be told even though I am an older woman my pussy still drenches when I am excited. So the better you are at pleasing and licking my pussy the wetter I am about to get.

So there will be no flick flick fuck. I am talking about a true pussy worship. Where you take your time exploring every gorgeous inch of my decedent cunt. Sure I will guide you for I do know my pussy far better than you ever will but you best be listening.

When I tell you to tongue fuck me then you best do it for that is what will make your mouth fill with my amazing lady juice.  I really hope your up for the task.

Oh and if your into letting your tongue dip back for some rimming of my ass then OMG you really need to call me now! For its been far too long since I had a man worship my pussy and ass together. You are a rare breed.

1-888-662-6482 is the number to reach me for some pussy worshiping phone sex fun. Just ask for Porscha the mature woman with a very wet muff.

 

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex with Bree

Time to line up little dick losers! This bratty princess is in the mood to laugh so bring on the small penis humiliation phone sex calls!

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Yup thats right I wanna rock back on forth on my hot ass while holding my belly over what you got for a dick. Or lack of a dick. So drop those pants and the tighty whites cause I know your wearing some nasty undies.

Unless you already know that your small dick shouldnt be in man underwear and just leaped to tucking  your puffy clitty into women’s panties. Ya act all shocked that I even said you little dick losers should be wearing panties but you know its all fucking true.

Yup this bratty princess wont mix any words. There is no “Oh you poor thing for having something so pint size.” Or “Its the motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat.” bull shit. I am gonna tell you straight up your dick is too small for everything. So be prepared for some brutally honest small penis humiliation phone sex.

Not even sure why I am warning you fuck ups but hey maybe I am in a good mood when writing this blog but let me tell you that will end the minute I hear that phone rings. It will be non stop bratty fucking bitch of a princess.

Dont worry I have the cutest laugh so you will be more than happy to endure my humiliation. Now grab the phone so I can start laughing and giggling!

1-888-662-6482 ask for Bree! The hottest bratty princess around.

Interracial Phone Sex Stories with Courtney

Does the idea of a hot blonde fucking some black guy get your dick throbbing? Silly question of course it does. Your probably watching some blonde on black porn right now thinking fuck how hot is that while stroking your dick. Perhaps you should grab that phone and have a sexy girl tell some tales of her personal experiences with BBC by engaging in some interracial phone sex stories.

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If your wondering has my hand touched a black cock the answer is yes. I may have some of that bbc cock juice still on my hands while I type this. Would you like to lick my fingers to find out?

Sounds like a fun place to start doesnt it you licking my fingers while I tell you what all I have been up to on this very awesome Friday afternoon. What my mouth was actually sucking. *wink*

Picturing yourself in the room doing what you do so well. Smoke in one hand and your cock in the other. All while watching your slutty girlfriend take another mans cock. Not just any man either but a black man. To see my blonde hair fall over my face yet it wont hid that thick, dark dick slipping past my lips.

Are you getting excited cause I am!

It hasnt been that long since I had some bbc but man I could go for another I may very well be addicted to it. Till that happens I will be having the most awesome time with those interracial phone sex fantasies. From being your cheating girlfriend to cuckolding you to well just sharing my awesome real time experiences so that you can jerk off to them.

Give me a call at 1-888-662-6482 just ask for Courtney the horny blonde craving some BBC.

Remember anything goes!

Courtney xox

 

Impregnation Phone Sex with Andrea

Sometimes a girl’s just got to be bad. I’m in the mood to be a VERY bad girl. A cheating girlfriend impregnation phone sex fantasy sounds like it’ll scratch the itch. I’m both bored and annoyed with my boyfriend. Sometimes I roll my eyes when he’s talking. Sure, he’s nice and everything but he has no clue how I want to be fucked. His cock is less than impressive and no matter how hard I communicate what I’d like in the bedroom, he just doesn’t get it. His answer to rougher sex was a light slap on the ass. He’ll never want to do more than “make love” to me so I’ll just have to have to get what I want elsewhere.

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I need to get pounded by a real man. I think I’ll fuck his best friend…. When I’m ovulating. That’s right, I want my man’s best friend to fuck me and knock me up. My boyfriend never has to know. And when I get him alone, he’ll do all the things that my boring boyfriend fails at. He’ll have no problem pulling my hair and tossing me around. He’ll pick me up, throw me on the bed and then tear my clothes off. And once I start to unravel from finally being fucked the way I need, I’ll be more than happy to trash talk my pussy of a boyfriend. I’ll beg his best friend to cum deep inside of me and smile at the thought of being knocked up by impregnation phone sex. Yup, I’m that much of a bad girl. My boyfriend is so useless in the bedroom, that I want another man’s fuck trophy to pass off as his.

Come be bad with me and have some impregnation phone sex fantasies.
Call Andrea 1-888-662-6482

Giggly Barely Legal Phone Sex Girl Dani

Did you know that guys with small dicks really like girls like me, barely legal phone sex girl silly! Cause our small hands make their dicks look bigger. Well its that and when we giggle at their small cocks it sounds super cute so they dont feel really embarrassed about  having such a tiny dick.

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Or maybe it makes them feel even more embarrassed cause a barely legal girl like me knows its super small even in my tiny hand. I guess I should find out the answer better but the last guy had like 3 inches and that was super hard. Well for him it was super hard. He was trying to tell me how good it felt to have someone actully touch it and stuff but I couldnt hear him over my giggling.

I kept trying to apologize but pretty sure he didnt take it as an honest apology since I couldnt get the words out right. I tried but I was all giggly an stuff cause his 3 inch pecker was tickling the palm of my hand. PLUS when the head poked out of my fingers it looked like I stoled his nose.

Was trying really hard not to say I gotch your nose. It was most difficult.

Do you like when a barely legal phone sex girl giggles while giving your small dick a hand job? Cause I kind of wanna do it again and AGAIN!

Is that bad? I hope not cause I love to giggle and wiggle with a small dick in my hand.

You can call me at 1-888-662-6482 just ask for Dani the giggly barely legal.

Crossdressing Phone Sex with Jennifer

I love crossdressing phone sex fantasies and I even have one of my own to tell you about. I know that it’s almost always the man who does the crossdressing in these kinds of fantasies, but this time, I’m in the mood for something a little different. In my fantasy, we are both going to be dressing up.

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You’re such a manly man and I’m so feminine, but don’t you think that it would be so much fun to reverse our roles? You can put on some panties, a wig, and maybe some lipstick. I know you love how those satiny panties feel on your dick, don’t you? I can’t blame you. The feel of them always makes me feel so damn sexy. And you look damn good in them. I never knew I would find such a manly man in panties so attractive, but it really makes me wet.

I will be putting on my fat strap on cock and taking on the traditional male role. Seeing you in those panties just made me really want to bend you over and have my way with you. I normally use my strap on with my girlfriends, but I have to say that this has me more excited than fucking another girl ever has. Maybe I’ll put you on your back, slide your panties over to the side and then fuck you so I can see how hard your dick gets in those panties. I want to see you start rubbing it while I am pounding you.

I am REALLY excited now. I think it’s time that you pick up the phone and call me for a crossdressing phone sex fantasy like no other. Admit it…you can’t wait to see me there between your legs with my fat strap on sliding in and out of you. Let’s play now!

Jennifer ~ 1-888-662-6482

Cuckold Phone Sex Fantasy with Porscha

My husband has ventured off on a business trip. Sure I could of disappeared with him and got to admit the idea did cross my mind after my last cuckold phone sex call with a certain small dick cuck.

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It started out harmless we were chatting about life in general and when I told him how I was very content to have the house to myself for a week. He just smiled and said as a cuck he would want me to come along so that I could fuck all the men at the convention.

Well now arent you just a kinky little cuck. For I never really thought about it from that point of view. In my defense I have been preoccupied with wrapping my lips around a certain new neighbour that moved in across the street. So you can understand how I viewed this husband free time as perfect opportunity to get my cheat on.

Well my darling small dick cuck reminded me that he would have to face all those guys in meetings and gatherings so it would be a constant reminded of how slutty his wife was for big cock. That would be made even more humiliating if he saw me fuck those real men.

As you can see our cuckold phone sex fantasy took on an interesting twist with a whole line up of big dick men fucking my married pussy and satisfying me more than my small dick cuckold of a hubby could. Like you didnt see that happening right?

I am still in the cuckold fantasy mood. So if you want to be my husband or the man I cheat with. I am all ears for nothing is off limits when it comes to phone fun with this MILF.

You can reach me by calling 1-888-662-6482 just ask for Porscha.

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